Raised in Guatemala and then becoming a Hare Krishna (Krishna is love!), John Felix has become the ideal cultural icon for gay, satanic, nazi skinheads and nursing home patients alike...

Okay, okay, John Felix is none of these things and more. He's actually just a 17 year old fan of movies who collects various horror and cult movies in his spare time. He has a passion for bad movies such as sequels and direct-to-video releases.

When not obsessing about when movies are coming out, he's parked at the computer drinking copious amounts of Cola and watching "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (another obsession for him) on video cassette.

So why does this poor pitiful soul sit around and review schlock movies? It's fun, he has enough bad movies to begin with and he gets paid obscenely large amounts of money and sex from the webmaster ... no, wait, just because it's fun.

Current videos he recommends are:

Anything by John Waters (Classic trash film maker. Complete genius!)
Anything by Peter Jackson (Cult gore movies that are sure to please.)
The Beyond (Newly restored, a Lucio Fulci masterpeice.)
The 'Leprechaun' Series (Okay, he's a sucker for the real bad stuff.)
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (Bizarre Japanese flick, a must see.)

John can be reached via email at oderusu@mscomm.com.