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Redneck Zombies (review by John Felix)

Yeppers, it's a Troma realease! "Redneck Zombies" is a rather pathetically made movie, that was filmed on a damn CAMCORDER! The editing is bad, the acting is worse, and, quite frankly, it's a badly done movie.

However, as with most Troma releases, you get your buck-fifty rental's worth of gore and really bizarre humor. The plot, such as it is, goes like this: A guy carrying some chemical warfare in his truck hits a bump and loses the canister of deadly and toxic material. The poor bastard has to go out and find it, and sure enough, when he finds it he gets attacked by a backwards-assed redneck, who steals the canister because he's looking for a new still to make some bitchin' moonshine. Well, the redneck runs off with the canister, and promptly has it stolen by three other rednecks, who are also looking for a new still.

Now, we all know rednecks are idiots, and to show off their intellect, they not only use the canister for a still, they use what's INSIDE the canister to make the moonshine. One of the Brain Squad delivers the moonshine around town. I think there's a total of about 5 complete teeth in the whole village. Anyway, the townspeople drink the moonshine and change from lovable rednecks into lovable ZOMBIE rednecks.

Meanwhile, a group of plucky teenagers are off on a camping trip. There's the normal assortment of people; the gay guy (okay, he's not gay, but he's a great impressionist), the black couple, the leader of the group, the fat girl, you know the drill. Frankly, they make me sicker than Woody Allen on a friggin' psychologist's sofa. Anyway, they set up camp and break out the pot!. Is it Colombian? Jamaican? Nah, they only have the best! New Jersey!

After a night of marijuana that would make the Canadian Olympics team proud, one of the girls wakes up to go take a dump. What a pleasant time to be attacked by a zombie. First she's scalped, then her entire head is ripped off and, finally, half of her whole damn body is eaten. One of the other girls goes to investigate, sees the zombie and runs, because, as we all know, zombies are really, really slow. She gets assaulted by the redneck who stole the still the first time. He gives the girl to the zombie and she's promptly killed.

Quite frankly, stuff happened. It was cool. There isn't much in the way of a plot, except for gore out of the booty. It borders between the hilarious, the hilariously bad and the bad. There are some scenes that are so funny they just can't be described. For example, there's a scene involving a guy who downs a few acid tabs and has to dissect a zombie. He just pulls guts out, left and right, mistaking them for beer cans ("Yes, it's light and refreshing, but it could have been recycled!"), a shoe, a cob of corn and one of those little stretchy things that you squeeze and its eyeballs, ears and mouth pops out ("Oh, yes, I love this! I'll take this home for me!") Little does he know he's squeezing some of the zombie guys in a rather compromising place...

Gore, gore, gore, gore, gore, what else can I say? Let's just get this review finished, because I want to return this one to the video store! I give it 2 ½ yaks, purely because it was a laugh riot. Make that half yak a severed half yak. Very apropos.