This happy little movie starts off with a young man going for a kitchen knife and putting it up to his wrist. Suddenly, the TV comes alive, "WAIT!" The man is startled and loses grip on the knife. "Now you've got something to live for! Slave Pit TV is on the air," the TV exclaims. "All right..." says the man, but he looks down and realizes the blood from his wrist is flowing freely. "Oh no!"

Down deep in Antarctica, a group of renegade space aliens are sacrificing human beings to a gigantic maggot, in hopes that they can fly back into outer space by hopping on the maggot's back.

While using a pirated television station, unknown to GWAR (a band, if you did not know), a conglomerate run by the aliens, called GlomCo, is hatching a scheme to buy out GWAR and water them down for mass market production. They call up the band's manager, Sleazy P. Martini and make offer upon offer of insanely high dollar amounts. Sleazy refuses, but they keep pestering him.

What's a manager to do? Have the band slaughter everyone at GlomCo in a violent blood bath that's a fitting tribute to Peter Jackson, of course! Unfortunately, the head boss of GlomCo (ingeniously portrayed by Jello Biafra) gets away, only to rip his face off and reveal that he's Skulhedface.

Skulhed's plan is to rid the earth of Jizmogoblin, a chemical in the human body that produces individuality and is a kickin' crack substitute, if I do say so myself. He must get all of GWAR's Jizmogoblin to his master, or he'll be forced to go under a reconfirmation ritual ... something about sodomy and general icky stuff.

After persuasion from a gimpy man with female genitalia for a face, the band goes down to Antarctica to do battle with Skulhedface. The villain brings out his ultimate weapon of mass destruction: Michael Bolton ... no, wait ... the Flesh Column. The Flesh Column is, obviously, a huge mass of flesh that battles GWAR until it conquers them. Skulhedface finally has his prize. He straps the homogenizer on the band, which proceeds to extract their Jizmogoblin.

GWAR's Jizmogoblin apparently overloads the homogenizer and it explodes, sending the band back in time. Once there, they find out that Skulheadface was really a woman with a huge ass for a head and a rather nice set of breasts. Some stuff happens, none of it really makes sense, and they get tossed back to present day, where they punish Skulhedface with dismemberment and sodomy.

During this rather tasteless act, the huge maggot finally awakens and bursts out of its Antarctic tomb and, without GWAR's Jizmogoblin, leaves for the stars. Sleazy then convinces GWAR to go back on tour and the movie ends.

This movie/really long music video has some really tasteless sight gags, which involve inserted commercials, such as "Sperm 'n' Slide," and lots of blood being sprayed across the screen, in "Dead Alive" like quantity. Sadly, this movie isn't near as good as the movie GWAR did before, entitled "Phallus in Wonderland," but it does have its moments. I give it 3 yaks.