Just the facts, man...

Name: Troy Morgan. Age:29 (yesssss. 29) Brown hair. Brown eyes. Slouches alot. Mumbles constantly. No distinguishing scars.

Has been writing off and on (more 'off' than 'on') since the 5th grade. Works include a small collection of short stories (one (1) of which is actually published), half a dozen novels in various stages (two complete; neither published yet) and a currently unfinished movie script.

Hobbies include golf, watching sports on TV, and wargaming. Addictions include mIRC, writing, and caffeine.

DISCLAIMER: This bio is entirely a work of fiction. Any references to any persons, events, made-up facts, or alleged postal employment are strictly coincidental. The very existence of said person (Troy Morgan) is highly controversial, contrary to evidence, and shrouded in myth and legend. The writers of this, or any other, bio are engaging in speculation and, quite frankly, need their medication checked.

For entertainment purposes only. Copyright 2000. All rights reserved, except where otherwise noted. Void where prohibited. Residents of PA, run for your lives.

Troy can be reached via email at mikehamr@cyberia.com.